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[26 Jan 2012|09:03am] |
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You know what I hate? When you're eating chips, sorry crisps, and you get to the bottom of the bag and there's nothing left but crumbs. Especially if you're eating them with salsa or queso. It's hard to dip them when there's almost nothing to dip.
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[12 Jan 2012|08:37pm] |
Today I had a professor tell me I'm 'closed off, rude, and untrusting'. I laughed at him. He told me that I need to open up and share things with others.
Fine. You want a list of facts about Piper? Here you go.
- Once, in a fit of rage, I threw a can of soup at my brother.
- As a kid, I used to drink pickle juice straight from the jar.
- I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar… when some guy grabbed my throat because I cut him off. I threw him down the stairs. It was quite a scene. Now try getting that song out of your head.
- Ohio State sucks. Oops, that’s not a fact about me – just a fact.
- My most frequent recurring dream is that I’m back in school and have to take a final exam for a math class I never knew I was signed up for.
- I can dance the Macarena. And I'm better at it than you are.
- Number one reason why I am not a vegetarian: bacon
- One thing I wish I had in my house: a claw foot bathtub
- Least favorite household chore: folding laundry
- I love taking afternoon naps.
- I can walk on my hands.
- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
- I have gone to multiple Red Sox games at Fenway Park.
- I have given many non-Red Sox fans wrong directions to Fenway Park. It was fucking hilarious.
- When I bought my motorcycle, the dealer followed me home on the bike and we were both pulled over for speeding.
- When people ask me how do I stay so thin, it seems like common sense that the answer is because I do the opposite of what people do who become fat.
- Not only have I enjoyed scuba diving in Hawaii, I also spent time in Micronesia diving. Diving amongst the sunken shipwrecks in Truk Lagoon is a wonderful experience because the water is so clear.
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[30 Nov 2011|08:20pm] |
What's that, neighbor? Someone came into your room and smashed your radio to tiny pieces with a hammer?
That's rather unfortunate. That's what you get for playing your music 'softly' at two in the morning.
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[11 Nov 2011|08:09pm] |
Got to get up close and personal with an Aethonon today. Beautiful creatures. Reminds me of the summer I spent in Texas, working on that ranch.
David. I want an Aethonon for Christmas.
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[07 Nov 2011|04:44pm] |
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As much as I like that new wizarding pop song, I'd really rather not listen to it on repeat at five o'clock in the morning. And, if this nonsense persists, I will not hesitate to break into your dorm room and destroy the source of the annoyance.
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